I Swear I’m Not a Hoarder

I may have a problem. In night 2 of packing I have discovered some disturbing things in the caverns of my closet. No, no, there was not a nest of mice or anything. However there were several things that made me question the sanity of Past-Me.

1. A garbage bag full of handbags. FULL. There were at least 14. None of which I have needed in the past year.
2. 3 keys to nothing? I have no clue what they might open.
3. A Hot Wheels car
4. Creative Writing journal from high school.
5. 27 unused condoms. Score!
6. Over $20…in change
7. 4 winter scarves (wish I had found these before going to Iceland)
8. An unopened Aaron Carter barbie doll, from when I was 12 and obsessed with him
9. Position a Day book
10. Mini bottle of Ciroc vodka (that is now empty)
11. My Little Pony keychain
12. Mail that was my previous landlord’s

I wish I could send Past-Me to therapy or something. Present-Me just can’t handle all these surprises right now. On the bright side, though, I have 3 whole boxes packed!